- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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