Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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Black people.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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Anti Joke

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