what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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