- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

look under under where under under where. under the couch

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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