Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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LIFE :(

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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