- Anti Joke

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it