How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What? Yes.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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Anti Joke

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