- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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all your base are belong to mark

what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

Women's Rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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