Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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the love boat

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

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Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

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Your face is hilarious.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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