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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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