Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

This one time at band camp music was played.

What do you call white trash Garbage

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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