Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

Harry Chappell raped someone

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

What's the deal with brown?

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Cripples are lame.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

I had friends on the Death Star.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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