Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

This is an anti-anti-joke.

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

Why was the gay guy sad?

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

knock knock who's there? faith

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

?J?o?k?e?

hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...