- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

women's rights.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Poop.

I've got a dig bick

Poop!!

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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