Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Jews

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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VAGINA.

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

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Yo mama is so fat she died

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance cocvered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being deined coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be covered." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

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What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

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Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kelly Oh hi Kelly! Long time no see! I know! I've been my working fingers to the bone ever since I got that promotion and I barely have any free time! That must be tough. It is but it pays bills! Being a mother of three isn't a task for the faint of heart. Now Kelly,I was wondering how you thought of the remodeled kitchen....

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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Anti Joke

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