Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

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Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

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Morning wood.

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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A man sat on a chair

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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