why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

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I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

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What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

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Hi

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Turnabout: American study of the Japanese Stereotype man: Murican: Excuse me Mr Japanese. Jap: The answer is within the heart of battle.. Murican: Yes but I just want to ask you some few questions. Jap: You are disturbing my feng shui I must power of the mystical fireball of surge fist energy get... *uppercuts waterfall BECAUSE REASONS!* Murican: What? But this is a serious study! Jap: Sowwy I do nothe speeky the shamefull language of the engrish! Murican: But you just said... Sigh... Conclusion: Carpet bombing of Japan funding increased. "slap a Jap" commercial project from world war two reinstated for the safety of the American people. Experiment two: The study of a American man raised in Japan. Murican: Hello I wonder if... American raised in japan: GADOUKEN GADOUKEN GADOUKEN! ORA ORA! Murican: Dead/KO. American/Japan: FRAWRESS VICTOLY! Result: World war 3 GET!

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Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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Where's my tractor?

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Potato!

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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i have read and agree to the terms of service

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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