- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

Harry Chappell raped someone

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

Jimmy Saville

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

Obama

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

its snowing on mount fuji

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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