Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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Ain't idn't a word.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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