- Anti Joke

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

What does two plus two equal? 4

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!