- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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The Holocaust

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

woman's rights

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

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