- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

???????????? WTF?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

A. Hey.. B. Hi

How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

To mamas so fat shes fat

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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