Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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