Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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A rabbi, a nun, a priest, a hooker, a stripper, 2 secret servicemen, a teacher, a midget, a ginger, a rodeo clown, a nascar driver, a homosexual native american, a heterosexual native american, 2 portuguese tuba players, an african american taxi driver, a blind man, his seeing eye dog, a bartender, 2 minor league baseball players, 3 lesbian mexican salsa dance instructors and a dwarf are all in a bar. They all had a good time and the teacher and one ol the portuguese tuba players ended up becoming facebook friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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