What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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