How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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Justin Bieber.

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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im gay because im gay

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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Got milk? No.

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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