Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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A white person at Harvard

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whats white and pointless? chalk.

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Good question, probably because I cannot get enough focus to "put a spell" on anyone because of my allergy, I use "autocast" for the rest. "Put a spell" I have not heard that since I was 14, that's really oldschool, and kinda geeky, back then it was code talk... Which is also geeky unless it actually serves a good purpose. AAAND... I served my mandatory time in the army as a minesweeper, we got attacked by fucking allies because of a... Yeah, I killed, people on our same team, still bad people, they offed about everybody else until I showed up, long story short, yeah I offed four of them, but that's like ten years ago.. My turn, you really got a crush on me dont you?

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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Do you like apples? Yes

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