- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

Help I'm being raped!

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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