OK, so there's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruisin' about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road. The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, she is rolling around on the street laughing hysterically. He asks her, "Why are you laughing? I just beat the crap out of your car!!" She is laughing too hard to respond, but between giggles he can make out, "While you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle."

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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Kelly Clarkson

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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Colby Michael Schluter

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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