- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

What did the children in India eat for dinner?

A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

i have an apple. now suck my dick

Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

Religion.

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

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