- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

2 + 2 = fish

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

Jesse gets so many ladies

theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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