why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

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Roey Jegen

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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what happens every day? People die

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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lewis ya baggy fuck

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My pet rock died.

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Anti Joke

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