Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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Joke.

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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