what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Dyslexics have more nuf!

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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