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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

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Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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