Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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