Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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