- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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