What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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VAGINA.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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Two english guys meet at work

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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