Grammer is very important

thumb_up thumb_down +7

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

thumb_up thumb_down +7

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

thumb_up thumb_down +7

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

thumb_up thumb_down +5

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops