Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

Justin's hair

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

Penis

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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