What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Lil Wayne

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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