Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

lol a man is drowning

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

Lets go Yankees

Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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