- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two english guys meet at work

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

just sit down and dont be a Jew

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

my name is Jacob sartorious

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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