Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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your mum

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

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What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

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