- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like pie.

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

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