- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

A: B: No pun intended.

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

THIS IS an anti-joke.

Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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