- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

why did the puppy poop? he had too

Badgers are cool

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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Colby Michael Schluter

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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