a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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Yes.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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So a seal walks into a club..

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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vaginas

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This one time at band camp....

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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