You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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Snooki

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Dogs

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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